My Horizontal Life

A Collection of One Night Stands

By Chelsea Handler | Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

About the book

In this raucous collection of personal stories, the bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.

My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

Editions of My Horizontal Life

Paperback
ISBN 9781455577514
EBook
ISBN 9781455577521

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In this raucous collection of personal stories, the bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.

My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is My Horizontal Life about?

In this raucous collection of personal stories, the bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.

My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

What core themes, tropes, or subjects are explored in My Horizontal Life?

Lifestyle, Hobbies and Leisure > Humour > Humour collections and anthologies

Where can I read a sample of My Horizontal Life?

You can read an official preview of the few pages here https://www.book2look.com/book/9781455577514

Is My Horizontal Life part of a series, and can it be read as a standalone?

Yes it is a part of series A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing

Who is/are the Author/s of the book My Horizontal Life?

Chelsea Handler

Who is the Publisher of the book My Horizontal Life?

Grand Central Publishing

What are the ISBN numbers for the physical and digital editions?

My Horizontal Life is available as paperback(ISBN 9781455577514) and ebook(ISBN 9781455577521)

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